standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
i was listening to the radio and it was this late night college radio folk thing and one of the special guests got done singing this 40-second song about toronto and then he said “this guy walks into a library and goes up to the librarian and says ‘do you have any grilled…
Gimme gimme gimme!
People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes
bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards
look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped