*ksssk*sir, what is that thing?
*ksssk*that there private is the aesthetic
Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!
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I like the poster’s implication that the producers of Sesame Street did not put a counting vampiric count on a children’s educational series to teach kids how to count; this was just an incidental side effect of their fidelity to obscure vampire folklore.
now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play